ISTP Humor
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ISTP Humor
The word for me today is "fuck", because I am just having one of those "fucking" days... I love this word it's so versatile, and has also been used by some very notable famous people throughout history.... such as...
"What the fuck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle
"What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck."
- Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy
"What the fuck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle
"What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!"
- Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck."
- Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass."
- Noah
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy
MXZCCT- Motorcycle Gang Leader
- Call Sign : Balls
Join date : 2012-02-01
Location : Find me a fucking Map...
Re: ISTP Humor
LOL "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
I love...British humor. this little piece never fails to bring me to tears. From the movie Snatch. I wish I could post the video, it's rather hysterical.
"So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey person of homosexual preference balls. Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey person of homosexual preference balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns... And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"... Written down the side of mine... Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!"
I love...British humor. this little piece never fails to bring me to tears. From the movie Snatch. I wish I could post the video, it's rather hysterical.
"So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey person of homosexual preference balls. Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey person of homosexual preference balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns... And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"... Written down the side of mine... Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!"
Valkyrie- Construction Worker
- Join date : 2012-02-01
Location : Midgar
Job/hobbies : Death Dealer
Motto : Blow me.
Re: ISTP Humor
MXZCCT wrote:
"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary
Sir Edmund Hilary was an ISTP.
Re: ISTP Humor
I don't get it
Khys- Space Shuttle Captain
- Call Sign : Den Mother
Join date : 2012-01-31
Age : 43
Location : Detached Indifference
Motto : Balls to the walls
Re: ISTP Humor
An oldie but a goodie:
A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!"
She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"
He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the fuck out!"
A man bursts into his house and yells, "Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!"
She says, "Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"
He replies, "I don't care ... Just get the fuck out!"
Siren- Motorcycle Gang Leader
- Call Sign : Dirty Ni
Join date : 2012-02-02
Location : East Coast, USA
Job/hobbies : krav maga, triathlons
Motto : There's no I in team but there is an M and an E.
Re: ISTP Humor
Cephalopod wrote:MXZCCT wrote:
"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary
Sir Edmund Hilary was an ISTP.
Winning.
Valkyrie- Construction Worker
- Join date : 2012-02-01
Location : Midgar
Job/hobbies : Death Dealer
Motto : Blow me.
Re: ISTP Humor
If when your friend changes their Relationship status on Facebook on Valentines Day to Single and you wish them a Happy Valentines Day on that status, chances are you're an ISTP.
mcgooglian- Motorcycle Courier
- Call Sign : porkmuncher
Join date : 2012-02-01
Location : The province of Skyrim
Job/hobbies : Building knee armor
Motto : Lahney hin laas voth ahkrin
Re: ISTP Humor
mcgooglian wrote:If when your friend changes their Relationship status on Facebook on Valentines Day to Single and you wish them a Happy Valentines Day on that status, chances are you're an ISTP.
Or an INTP. I'm tempted to say that INTP fits better.
Thinkist- Crane Operator
- Call Sign : Ti-bag
Join date : 2012-02-11
Motto : Think about it.
Re: ISTP Humor
I don't think so. INTPs are rarely dicks to people for humor's sake. The ones I know anyway. ISTPs definitely are.
dogwoodlover- Construction Worker
- Join date : 2012-04-07
Re: ISTP Humor
Half the fun is when they don't realize you're being a dick
mcgooglian- Motorcycle Courier
- Call Sign : porkmuncher
Join date : 2012-02-01
Location : The province of Skyrim
Job/hobbies : Building knee armor
Motto : Lahney hin laas voth ahkrin
Fury- Garbage Man
- Join date : 2012-04-15
Age : 35
Location : Behind you
Job/hobbies : playing video games and porn
Motto : why so serious ?
Re: ISTP Humor
Russell Peters is hilarious.
Khys- Space Shuttle Captain
- Call Sign : Den Mother
Join date : 2012-01-31
Age : 43
Location : Detached Indifference
Motto : Balls to the walls
Re: ISTP Humor
khys wrote:Russell Peters is hilarious.
So isn't your face.
MXZCCT- Motorcycle Gang Leader
- Call Sign : Balls
Join date : 2012-02-01
Location : Find me a fucking Map...
Re: ISTP Humor
A nice little pickup line that I have used with great success in bars. Do you want to fuck or do I owe you an apology?
updownman- Garbage Chief
- Join date : 2012-10-25
Age : 59
Location : Tulsa, OK
Job/hobbies : Currently in school to become ME, writing music, inventor, hopefully eventual launch of own engineering co, have been mechanic, master carpenter, small publisher, business manager
Motto : Fuck You, seriously
Re: ISTP Humor
updownman wrote:A nice little pickup line that I have used with great success in bars. Do you want to fuck or do I owe you an apology?
I've never heard that one before. I bet it works well with the ISTP personality.
MXZCCT- Motorcycle Gang Leader
- Call Sign : Balls
Join date : 2012-02-01
Location : Find me a fucking Map...
Re: ISTP Humor
Of course you don't want to try it on just any woman as you may get slapped and/or kicked out but it's usually a great little breaker that get's a smile if nothing else.MXZCCT wrote:updownman wrote:A nice little pickup line that I have used with great success in bars. Do you want to fuck or do I owe you an apology?
I've never heard that one before. I bet it works well with the ISTP personality.
updownman- Garbage Chief
- Join date : 2012-10-25
Age : 59
Location : Tulsa, OK
Job/hobbies : Currently in school to become ME, writing music, inventor, hopefully eventual launch of own engineering co, have been mechanic, master carpenter, small publisher, business manager
Motto : Fuck You, seriously
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