How the types flirt
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mcgooglian
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How the types flirt
ESTP: "YOU GON' GET RAPED"
INFJ: "I'M GON' GET RAPED"
ISTP: "Date of birth?" "Blood type?" "country of birth?" "ethnicity?" "Favorite book?" "Why?" "why?' "why?" "why?"
ENFJ: "omg I love that. ZOMG I love all those things too! wow that's incredible! Lets talk more about things we love!"
ESFJ: "OMG I LOVE GLOW IN THE DARK MUSHROOMS. LETS EAT SOME!"
ISFJ: "Come over here. I made you some spaghetti, I waxed your car, then I washed the insides of your shoes to smell like swiss alpine... what possible reason do you have to leave me?"
INTP: "DERP"
ENTP: "SURPRISE! YOUR PANTS HAVE DISAPPEARED. Now lets talk about myself."
ENTJ: "Kiss me or I crush you"
INTJ: *shows me her last report card and tells me she hates me*
ISFP: "I'm not hitting on you. I'm not I swear. I'm not touching your penis, I'm checking your pulse."
ESFP: "Here, drink this jager."
ESTJ: "You're such a nice guy who never drinks and never talks about women like they're tramps! You have so many good morals and an upstanding and put together reputation! Now lets go do your favorite activity and see an opera then drink wine while talking about my poodle and why you love it so much."
ENFP: "hey I'm having a compliment party on friday. You should be there."
ISTJ: *stares*
INFP: "tehe... you wanna give me a bath?"
INFJ: "I'M GON' GET RAPED"
ISTP: "Date of birth?" "Blood type?" "country of birth?" "ethnicity?" "Favorite book?" "Why?" "why?' "why?" "why?"
ENFJ: "omg I love that. ZOMG I love all those things too! wow that's incredible! Lets talk more about things we love!"
ESFJ: "OMG I LOVE GLOW IN THE DARK MUSHROOMS. LETS EAT SOME!"
ISFJ: "Come over here. I made you some spaghetti, I waxed your car, then I washed the insides of your shoes to smell like swiss alpine... what possible reason do you have to leave me?"
INTP: "DERP"
ENTP: "SURPRISE! YOUR PANTS HAVE DISAPPEARED. Now lets talk about myself."
ENTJ: "Kiss me or I crush you"
INTJ: *shows me her last report card and tells me she hates me*
ISFP: "I'm not hitting on you. I'm not I swear. I'm not touching your penis, I'm checking your pulse."
ESFP: "Here, drink this jager."
ESTJ: "You're such a nice guy who never drinks and never talks about women like they're tramps! You have so many good morals and an upstanding and put together reputation! Now lets go do your favorite activity and see an opera then drink wine while talking about my poodle and why you love it so much."
ENFP: "hey I'm having a compliment party on friday. You should be there."
ISTJ: *stares*
INFP: "tehe... you wanna give me a bath?"
DJ Arendee- Space Shuttle Captain
- Join date : 2012-01-31
Age : 54
Location : USA
Motto : Eat My Ass
Re: How the types flirt
Hahaha! Did you write this?
Great job, if so.
Great job, if so.
Duck_of_Death- Lord of the Flies
- Call Sign : Resident Oddball
Join date : 2012-01-31
Re: How the types flirt
So I don't have report cards anymore. Should I just show you my paycheck instead?
Siren- Motorcycle Gang Leader
- Call Sign : Dirty Ni
Join date : 2012-02-02
Location : East Coast, USA
Job/hobbies : krav maga, triathlons
Motto : There's no I in team but there is an M and an E.
Re: How the types flirt
What is flirting? The ENTP one definitely sounds about right
mcgooglian- Motorcycle Courier
- Call Sign : porkmuncher
Join date : 2012-02-01
Location : The province of Skyrim
Job/hobbies : Building knee armor
Motto : Lahney hin laas voth ahkrin
Re: How the types flirt
Yeah I wrote this
DJ Arendee- Space Shuttle Captain
- Join date : 2012-01-31
Age : 54
Location : USA
Motto : Eat My Ass
Re: How the types flirt
ENTP: "SURPRISE! YOUR PANTS HAVE DISAPPEARED. Now lets talk about myself."
I'm kind of weeping from laughter.
I'm kind of weeping from laughter.
WhyIOtter- Garbage Man
- Join date : 2012-12-14
Re: How the types flirt
ISTJ stares hahaha nice. ENTP spot on
spwolf- Garbage Man
- Join date : 2012-12-09
Re: How the types flirt
Hmm, the only one I disagree with is the INTP one. It should be more like,
INTP: *leans up against a wall arms folded* "Hey there, wanna go discuss quantum mechanics? I've got this thesis I've been working on for fun in my spare time..."
In other words, something only an INTP would think is smooth.
INTP: *leans up against a wall arms folded* "Hey there, wanna go discuss quantum mechanics? I've got this thesis I've been working on for fun in my spare time..."
In other words, something only an INTP would think is smooth.
DoctorNo- Garbage Man
- Join date : 2014-01-05
Age : 34
Location : Anywhere but here, anytime but now
Job/hobbies : Audio Engineer, Philosophy, Physics, Tae Kwon Do 1st degree
Motto : Everything in moderation, ESPECIALLY moderation.
Re: How the types flirt
Haha that's so true with me on the ISTP! I always have to know "why"! And if I don't like their reasons I get bored.
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